wander wonder

her + monster

her: what were you doing?
me: i was texting her. i want one of those fiesta salads
him: ill call takeout
me: ...ahfuck you know that feeling? every time you see or talk to them, it builds up inside like ppffffsshhkaBOOOM
her: haha muh god yes. its the best
me: i think if i put enough of those moments in a can of monster, i can run all the way there
her: aww...DO IT
me: i cant believe that in just a few weeks ill be holding her.
her: what did you tell your parents?
him: we live up by diamond. k thank you. bye. you two...are disgusting. just learn to drive already.

llama

me: TELL ME A STORYY!
her: once upon a time there was a lonely llama named lamar.
her: lamar lived on a long road located atop a lovely head of lettuce.
her: one day lamar went for a stroll
her: 'what a lovely day atop the lettuce' he exclaimed, oblivious to the herd vicious dwarf hamsters eyeing him hungrilly.
her: 'Hey you!' exclaimed one of the freaky-deaky rodents.
her: Lamar blinked, startled by the sudden voice. He looked and looked and looked for the individual who at spoken to him but could not find them.
her: Lamar was very far-sighted.
her: Horribly offended, the angry hamster leaped into midair and and gauged out Lamar's left eye.
her: From that day forward Lamar was known as Lamar the One-Eyed Llama.
her: oh how sad :[
her: i call it.
her: 'The day Lamar the Llama went Blind'
her: it is classified as a tragedy.
her: oh snap.